What Sleigh Bells is.

















What I wish Sleigh Bells was.

Recently, again! Again, so recently!

Up at the neighbors/we're up to no good/yeah I could do this every night/if I had my choice/the rest of my life.

I don't think anyone actually follows this anymore. But who cares? 

I've found that my consumption of Nutella exponentially increases when I'm the Eastside. As opposed to in the U District. And I know exactly why. 

My brother said something REALLY funny today but I can't remember it.

Listening to the Arcade Fire right now. I don't listen to them enough. That will now change.

Coolest thing ever: "This cookie-cutter Dolphin." - my brother (although not the funny thing he said... He said this just now.)

We tried to make chocolate bars and stuff tonight. WE ARE BRILLIANT. WHY didn't we do this before? We ARE an incredibly crafty bunch anyway, so this should have been done already. Oh well. I'm sure it will be a cinch. WE GOTS THIS. 

I've been reading this SUPER interesting book on fungi. They basically will cure every thing and save our world from imploding. I read about how up in Bellingham there was a diesel truck station that cleaned them. The soil there was contaminated with about the same amount of diesel and oil as the shores near the ocean where the Exxon Valdez oil tanker spilled 11 million gallons of oil into the Prince William Sound in 1989. HOOOOOOOOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIT. THAT IN BELLINGHAM.

ANYway, they took this huge sample of soil, layered it with their own oyster mushroom spores in a sawdust mixture, came back 4 weeks later, and the pile was virtually rid of ALL THE OIL. It no longer smelled, and HUGE mushrooms, like more than 12 inches in diameter had sprung up. And because of this growth, it later attracted insects, WHICH THEN ATTRACTED BIRDS. LIFE OUT OF A DEAD SOIL. INCONCEIVABLE!!!!! Anyway, if this can be done with oil, what if mushrooms could be used to metabolize unrecyclable plastics?? Someday, no more landfills. Someday, who knows! Maybe it will cure cancer!

On another note, I've missed this. Hanging out with cool, awesome people. Doing some debaucherous things, loving every minute of it.

Oh I remembered the funny thing.

As we (my brother, ali, and I) were sampling some of the melted chocolate out of the pan, I asked Will, "So does this taste good?" as I had just put some in my mouth. Will started cracking up. It just was so funny. It made no sense. Anyway, good night.

Buono notte!

Subject: Cell phone cameras/lawn mowers

I've come to realize how much I love cell phone cameras. Because of how shitty they are and the fact that there isn't much storage on your phone in the first place, you get this extreme hodge-podge of the most random photos ever. These are just a few of the recent ones.

On another related topic, lawn-mower scooters are either super popular right now, or I just live near some people that only ride those POS's. I call them lawn mower scooters for obvious reasons. I should be asleep. Italian tomorrow.
Ho un vulcano! (I have a volcano).
Ciao!

shtuff

"well, it seems i've had 2 gyros today. better not make that an everyday thing... only in heaven it will be. my heaven would basically be that scene in aladdin where they're singing about genie stuff and baklava is flying everywhere and I think there were grapes in that scene, as well as wine, and I imagine some gyros. So that scene would be my heaven. And it wouldn't matter if I ate 8 gyros (say that fast) in one sitting because they wouldn't judge and it would physically be possible to fit 8 gyros in my stomach because it's a cartoon. In cartoons you can eat the world's population in gyros and you wouldn't get anything other than heart burn. And of course, the heart burn would be shown as flames coming out of your mouth and the only way to put it out would be to spray water on it. If only! Acid reflux suxxxxxxx."

That's all.

Hey YOUUUUUUUU

This evening!!!

beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeach

We also saw a whale.
Today was a good day.